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(4) LT37 x 12.50R16.5D Goodyear Wrangler MT Cross Country SBR BSW tires ...... 37s? this is for the tiny-tire crowd[/FONT]
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10,300# GVW ..... so that means you have about 3000# of actual capacity? lol[/FONT]
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124 amp alternator .... 124? my diesel Suburban has a 145 amp, so this is actually LESS then stock[/FONT]
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130 wheelbase .... now you too can practice your school bus parking[/FONT]
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2-speed transfer case ... when 4 speeds is the latest[/FONT]
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3610# payload .... 4 200# guys, and fuel .... you're overloaded.[/FONT]
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4-passenger seating-inc: (4) high-back bucket seats .... OMG, HIGH back? there's only one thing high here.[/FONT]
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4-wheel hydraulic inboard-mounted pwr disc brakes .... stock[/FONT]
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4-wheel independent double A-frame suspension w/HD open-end coil springs .... baja running with stock suspension? lol.[/FONT]
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4100# capacity front/6800# capacity rear GAWR .... there we are with weights again - because why? because if you can math you realize that this beast weighs nearly 4 tons? [/FONT]
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AM/FM stereo radio w/cassette ..... A CASSETTE? really, and only 1/4 of a million dollars. damn.[/FONT]
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Black door lock bezels .... for those days when you just don't want to be noticed in your RED H1[/FONT]
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Dual black swingaway mirrors ..... 2 of them? whoa.[/FONT]
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Dual fuel tanks (25 gallon main/17 gallon aux) .... because now that you took the 10 mpg diesel out, you need an additional 17 gallons to go as far[/FONT]
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E-coated steel roof .... good thing they watched the GM commercial and threw away that aluminum one[/FONT]
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EZ-Kool glass .... how how ez is the seller?[/FONT]
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Energy-absorbing steering column ..... too bad, I was hoping to stab you with it[/FONT]
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Fiber-reinforced plastic composite hood .... I want to go into the dealership and tell them I'll buy it as long as they replace it with the steel hood.

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Flow-through ventilation .... no AC either[/FONT]
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Galvanized steel doors .... can you say 'oven'? [/FONT]
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Glove box .... no kidding? what will those kids at AM General think of next?[/FONT]
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HD 4-speed electronically-controlled automatic transmission w/OD .... finally a mod....[/FONT]
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HD hydraulic shock absorbers ... wonder if I can get friction shocks?[/FONT]
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HD multiple-cooling systems-inc: engine coolant, engine oil, transmission oil, transfer case oil, pwr steering fluid ..... all except passenger cooling[/FONT]
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HD rear bumper .... for those days when you need a car and your helicopter[/FONT]
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Halogen headlights .... now there's some technology[/FONT]
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Heat & sound insulation .... both?[/FONT]
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Heat-treated aluminum alloy corrosion-resistant body .... oh god, stop..... lmao[/FONT]
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Instrumentation-inc: speedometer, odometer, tachometer, fuel level, engine coolant temp, oil pressure, voltmeter - but wait, there's more[/FONT]
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Lockable intercooled interaxle torque-biasing differential .... $5 says he doesn't know what any of the last 4 words mean[/FONT]
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Padded interior .... well there we go, because you must be certifiable to spend $250,000 for this $10,000 H1[/FONT]
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Pwr door locks .... frills[/FONT]
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Pwr-assisted variable-ratio steering ..... no manual steering? but when I need to run from zombies PS is the first thing to go[/FONT]
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Rear heat system .... muffler under the floorpan[/FONT]
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Serpentine drive belt .... I hate snakes[/FONT]
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Side door impact beams .... to protect you from the haters[/FONT]
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Tonneau cover .... aka paper bag to drive in[/FONT]
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Utility lighting pkg .... an interior light is a feature? [/FONT]
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Welded steel box-section frame w/5 crossmembers .... or go ask the seller "what happened to the 6th one?"
the crack is strong with this sale[/FONT]