Doug's Schedule

[Neo]

hey guys just got this in an email from F5 he wants us to plan early and meet him there, are we building a bomb or something constructive like that? why's my writting blue? damn Dimocrats :mock:



Plan way ahead, airlines will probably get booked very soon so you may have to go Greyhound.

SAVE THE DATE!​

Democrat Convention Schedule​

Monday, July 25, 2016​

11:15 AM​

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention​

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Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.​

1:30 PM​

Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.​

3:15 PM​

Address on "Being the Real You"​

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and​

Caitlyn Jenner​

4:30 PM​

"How to Bank $200 Million as a​

public Servant and claim to be broke"​

Hillary Clinton​

4:45 PM​

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​

How to have a successful career​

without ever having a job, and​

still avoid paying taxes!​

A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson​

5:00 PM​

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​

Medals of Freedom presentation to​

Army deserter Bo Bergdahl​

for serving with Honor and Distinction​

National Security Advisor Susan Rice​

5:30 PM​

Invitation-only Autograph Session​

Souvenir photographs of Hillary and​

Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia​

6:30 PM​

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,​

and on using the terminology​

"Alternative Shoppers" instead of “Looters"​

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7:30 PM​

Breakout session with Bill Clinton​

for women on avoiding the upcoming draft​

8:30 PM​

The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting​

General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as​

"Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"​

9:00 PM​

"Liberal Bias in Media“ How we can make it work for you!​

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,​

the Washington Post and the New York Times​

with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams​

9:15 PM​

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters​

still incarcerated at GITMO​

Michael Moore​

9:45 PM​

Personal Finance Seminar -​

"Businesses Don't Create Jobs"​

Hillary Clinton​

11:00 PM​

Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal​

Email Server While Serving in A​

Cabinet Post and How to Pretend​

It's No Big Deal"​

Hosted by Hillary Clinton​

11:30 PM​

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​

Official Nomination of Hillary​

Bill Maher and Chris Matthews​

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[Bigunit]

Will the convention swag bags have our free throw-away phones so we can transact a few tax-free drug deals while we're in town? [emoji12]

 

[JPaul]

It's only offensive because it's true...

 

[3Hummers]

I want my free guvmint cheese and midnight basketball league. With all this global warming I need my free guvmint issue swim suit and SPF 10000 sun screen also.

 

[f5moab]

Be careful where that cheese comes from.

 

[Gunner_45]

Damn you f5 ! ! !

 

[f5moab]

Bring back fond memories, Gunner?:giggle:

 

[Gunner_45]

You are evil and must be destroyed !

 

[f5moab]

True to the first part....

 

[alrock]

Doug, have you switched to that new hemp-powered 10mm ammo? Guess it doesn't kill the bears, they just no longer give a **** about killing you.

 

[f5moab]

Wouldn't you want to shoot yourself first so you don't care if the bear is eating you?

I'll keep my 600 gr Black Magic rounds in the shotgun

Or my 320 gr flat nose Cor-bon for my .44

:giggle:

 

[Neo]

kA-BOOM

:homer:

 

[f5moab]

 

[The Green Lantern]

:hpoop:funny

 

[Neo]

TGL !!! hey man how you been? nice to hear you're still alive:cheers:

 

[RuggedH2]

This thread really brought out the old school.

 

[Neo]

This thread really brought out the old school.

no $hit man... how you been? or has someone hacked all the old user accounts :cheers:

 

[3Hummers]

Be nice if some of the "old school" would show up in Moab every now and then.

 

[The Green Lantern]

So, where's Doug? Out camping I guess?

 

[Neo]

he's probably on the road between Idaho and Moab about now