Many years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty automatic transmission business. They were preparing to tape their first introductory video and, as a warmup, one of the stage crew began a monologue that has become legend within the training industry.
This man should have won an academy award for his performance. Now keep in mind, this was a rehearsal for camera, lighting, and stage crew, and he had no script! This is all strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down, and nothing he says is true. It's just meaningless drivel made up as he goes along.
[video=youtube;RXJKdh1KZ0w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w[/video]
I am told this video is still utilized as a training aide for incoming congressmen, lawyers, and current White House Administrators.