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Hummer Recovery Vehicle

Portager

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I meet a guy yesterday and when I told him I drove a Hummer he said, "O, I drive a Hummer recovery vehicle." So I said, O really, how many Hummers have you recovered. He said well, ... none yet. So I said, we reserve that designation for vehicles that have actually recovered one or more Hummers.

I offered to settle the argument with a tow stray tug-o-war but he declined. Turned out he drive on old beater Heep with a four banger and no lockers. I showed him my T told him I had a 300 HP V8, locking 4:1 transfer case and locking front and rear differentials. Too bad he didn't accept my challenge!

Why do so many people have such an over inflated opinion of their vehicle and such a low opinion of Hummers?
 

cgalpha08

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It seems that a lot of people will hate until they actual see one in action, kinda like seeing is believing. Anyway thats what I've noticed.

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Hunner

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It's a Jeep thing Portager, you wouldn't understand!
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I only parked there to shoot the picture, I'm not that bad off, yet!
Sometimes it's a Rover thing?
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big shelf there?
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sorry I was feeling onary.
 

Hans3T

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There are two types of Hummer haters: 1) The "pop-culture" lemmings who are stuck in 2008 listening to CNN tell the world Hummers are the cause of rising oil prices, and, 2) people who are jealous they don't have one.

Real wheelers are impressed to see Hummers used as they were intended to be done so. Morons blindly hate on them.

Examples from another 4x4 site where I posted wheeling pics:

Hater 1: your trucks says: "I bought my way into this trail" while other home-built/modified rigs say "I earned my way into this trail"
He followed my rebuttal with:
well, if that mall crawler is your daily driver, then keep it away from the rocks, you might scratch the chrome.

Hater 2: The hate against your truck is basically from the same the same point as people have against Mac vs. PC. Everyone knows that you can build a more powerful PC for cheaper than you can build a powerful Mac. Same goes for wheeling rigs, I can go out and buy a beat up XJ for $1500 off a high school kid and throw another $2000 into it and go through everything your hummer can go through, it just won't be as pretty, and it will definitely be easier to fix.Basically, you're wheeling in a Macbook.

Hater 3: i would say it's more like...most people who have hummers have really expensive and nice computers with lots of graphics and computing power and **** (i don't know from computers), and all they do is read reddit or some ****...98% of these are mall crawlers.
that, and h2/h3 is a heap of ****. big, heavy, ifs, etc., which has been covered. but what does it come with for off-roading? a locker like a trd or rubi? skid plates? those shackles in the bumpers look pretty sweet, i guess...but they really aren't designed to go off-road. even the h1 is ****ty off-road, at least where i'm from. trails are too tight. the ride is ****ty. it's not comfortable. etc...

Hater 4: it is that bad. you're driving what was once a gmc colorado/chevy canyon...but it now has a ton of extra weight and **** slapped on the frame. yeah, it's nice...comfortable and ****. but it isn't for me. too big and bulky, too much plastic...your argument that it was "designed for moab" won't fly for me, because while a smaller rig like a jeep or toyota (older ones, mind you...new ones are meh. again, very nice but too big and plasticy) wasn't "designed for moab" they can obviously perform just fine there. your "narrow jeep trail" looks like a straight road with some rocks on it...is that an access road at rausch? boring.
let's face it...98% of the people who drive hummers don't wheel them. 98% of wheelers don't wheel them either! there has to be a reason for both...and that's why hummer's catch so much flack.
 

Green 1

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I never have understood the hater thing. Most Hummer owners I know have had and a lot still have Jeeps too. Who care what people think go enjoy your truck and when they are stuck and need your help make them pull the sticker off before you help and when you are stuck and need their help it is their turn:)
 

3Hummers

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Funny thing is that 98% of all Jeep owners don't wheel their trucks either. It is just that they made so many of them the numbers make it seem like they do. Percentage wise I doubt any more Jeepers wheel than Hummer owners do. At least half the Jeeps I see around are driven by young Barbie types that might get some sand in the floor board when they park in the parking lot when they go to the beach at Corona Del Mar.
 

TAPDH3T

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Lol before I got my T I was looking at a jeep and brother n law in Florida said down there the only people who drive jeeps women and guys who play for the other team lol
 

Neo

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yep , we've heard it all , what i like is when you get the dirty look from a driver that has a car full of kids and they are giving the thumbs up. you can almost see the smoke coming out of their ears:) one day i was at a stop light and there was a prius giving me the stink eye and about a half dozen highschool kids were walking in the crosswalk in front of me and they were all smiling and two or three of them said "killer truck"... "that things awsome"... "that's a gnarly Hummer" prius boy was just shaking his head , i had a big old smile and said thanks guys :giggle:
 

Pappibri

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Yeah.. I dont know what they are thinking.. I tell you what. I ever come upon a vehicle that is stuck that has Hummer Recovery Vehicle on it anyway they wont be getting towed out by me unless they take it off. If they dont, I will just sit there and laugh at them.. I have no problems with jeeps, just the owners. Unless Hummers come back into production, one day I might own a Jeep, but if so, the whole time I would be wishing it was a Hummer...
 

cbetts

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That is the main reason I have never tried to rub out the scratches in my truck. I also carry a binder with some off road pics that show my truck in rather remote places as proof to those that still don't believe. Works well for me. I have had several Jeep drivers tell me that my truck looks great.
 

LagunaH1

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It seems to me, that those who "hate" really are just revealing how ignorant they are. The experienced wheelers I have met all recognize that Hummers *are* extremely capable off road and often they start asking questions about how the trucks are set up, where we go wheeling etc.
 

Hunner

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Always entertaining when this come up.
I had a guy in a jacked up blinged out PU pull up beside me on the beach down there next to Galveston and say something to the effect, "that's an expensive vehicle to have out here idn''t it??
I said "well how much did you pay for that thing and the xtras?" (which he probably paid to have someone install) There he was sitting in a shiny $60,000 dollar uncovered bed pickup with four doors. Probably waxes the bed.
How much do they think an H3 costs?
I got friends with Jeeps that don't fit the profile of "the image"
It's all good, different opinions are good.
 

cbetts

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I once had a young man pull next to me in his 4Runner and say, "Sorry about your penis". I quickly replied with, "Just you can't afford one doesn't mean your's is bigger".

It was quite gratifying.
 

cgalpha08

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I get a lot of questions about how my rig will survive the zombie apocalypse.

Same here, i was showing my rig to some buddies and all they could talk about were zombies and how i would survive, and im nowhere near as well equipped as you haha.

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abearden

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Personally, not a fan of the H2 and H3 but I will not disparage them. They're just different and not my style. I love me some H1, but recognize its strengths and weaknesses. Unfortunately, a lot of Hummer owners give the brand a bad name because of ego and image. H4O is not that way, but definitely the minority. Then again, Jeep wheelers w/o self-esteem problems also seem to be a minority even though I hang out with a few of them too. :)

I once had a young man pull next to me in his 4Runner and say, "Sorry about your penis". I quickly replied with, "Just you can't afford one doesn't mean your's is bigger".

It was quite gratifying.
Nice return! Point cbetts.
 

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I got lots of compliments on the T on my trip over to Quartzsite and multiple trips back and forth to Blythe. There was only one disparaging remark, but it got under my skin just because it was so undeserved. That guys beater heep could never have recovered my T. It was just a case of an idiot listening to heep bragging and not being able to distinguish the BS from reality.
 

3Hummers

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I have recovered quite a few Hummers also but even though I run mostly with Hummers I have probably recovered as many Jeeps as I have Hummers. Not a big deal, just is what it is.
 
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