LagunaH1
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that was great lets see if we can use any of these on the trail
Advertising: A marked police car its flashing lights on
Alligator: A big piece of blown truck tire in the road
Anchor Clanker: Boat trailer
Back Off the Hammer: Slow down
Backstroke: Return trip
Band-aid Buggy: Ambulance
Beaver Fever: Missing your wife/girlfriend
Brake Check: Up ahead traffic is slow
Chicken Choker: Poultry truck
Chicken Coop: Weigh station/port of entry
County mounty: County cop
Dirty side: The East Coast
Driving Award: Speeding ticket
Drop the Hammer: Hit the accelerator and go for it.
Everybody's Walking the Dog: All the CB channels are full
Evel Knievel: Motorcycle cop
Front Door/Back Door: Front/rear of a truck
Full grown bear: State police
Got your ears on? Do you Have your CB on?
Hammer Down: Speed up
High Speed Chicken Feed: Stay awake pills
Hippie Chippie: Female hitchhiker
Joke Book/Comic Book/Cheat Sheet: Log book
Kiddie Car: Schoolbus
Kojak with a Kodak: Cop with a radar gun
Loot Limo: Armored car
Lot Lizard: Truck stop prostitute
Miss Piggy: A not-very-nice way of saying "female police officer"
Nap Trap: Motel
Negatory: No
Organ donor: motorcycle rider with no helmet
Parking Lot: Car Hauler
Pickle Park: Rest Area
Protecting and Serving: A cop has someone pulled over
Quiz: Breathalyzer test
Rain Locker: Shower
Reefer: Refrigerated trailer
Salt Shaker: Snow plow
Skate Board: Flatbed Trailer
Suicide Jockey: Haz Mat Hauler Explosives
Thermos Bottle: Tanker truck
Town Clown: Municipal police officer
Truck Stop Tommy: Pimp
Turd Hauler/Rolling Ranch: Livestock truck
Twister: Cloverleaf interchange
Warden: Wife
Wiggle Wagon: Truck pulling two or more trailers in tandem
Yardstick: Mile marker
Yellowstone Bear: A cop who writes too many tickets
Yo-Yo: Someone who speeds up and slows down
Zipper: Painted lines on the road
MaxPF! Glad to see you, even if you are digging up ancient posts