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How to talk on a CB radio.....

Neo

Badfish
Messages
1,658
Location
Brookings, OR
that was great lets see if we can use any of these on the trail

Advertising: A marked police car its flashing lights on
Alligator: A big piece of blown truck tire in the road
Anchor Clanker: Boat trailer
Back Off the Hammer: Slow down
Backstroke: Return trip
Band-aid Buggy: Ambulance
Beaver Fever: Missing your wife/girlfriend
Brake Check: Up ahead traffic is slow
Chicken Choker: Poultry truck
Chicken Coop: Weigh station/port of entry
County mounty: County cop
Dirty side: The East Coast
Driving Award: Speeding ticket
Drop the Hammer: Hit the accelerator and go for it.
Everybody's Walking the Dog: All the CB channels are full
Evel Knievel: Motorcycle cop
Front Door/Back Door: Front/rear of a truck
Full grown bear: State police
Got your ears on? Do you Have your CB on?
Hammer Down: Speed up
High Speed Chicken Feed: Stay awake pills
Hippie Chippie: Female hitchhiker
Joke Book/Comic Book/Cheat Sheet: Log book
Kiddie Car: Schoolbus
Kojak with a Kodak: Cop with a radar gun
Loot Limo: Armored car
Lot Lizard: Truck stop prostitute
Miss Piggy: A not-very-nice way of saying "female police officer"
Nap Trap: Motel
Negatory: No
Organ donor: motorcycle rider with no helmet
Parking Lot: Car Hauler
Pickle Park: Rest Area
Protecting and Serving: A cop has someone pulled over
Quiz: Breathalyzer test
Rain Locker: Shower
Reefer: Refrigerated trailer
Salt Shaker: Snow plow
Skate Board: Flatbed Trailer
Suicide Jockey: Haz Mat Hauler Explosives
Thermos Bottle: Tanker truck
Town Clown: Municipal police officer
Truck Stop Tommy: Pimp
Turd Hauler/Rolling Ranch: Livestock truck
Twister: Cloverleaf interchange
Warden: Wife
Wiggle Wagon: Truck pulling two or more trailers in tandem
Yardstick: Mile marker
Yellowstone Bear: A cop who writes too many tickets
Yo-Yo: Someone who speeds up and slows down
Zipper: Painted lines on the road
 

Halcyon00

Well-Known Member
Messages
46
Only other one I've used is plain white wrapper for the un marked police cars. Front door also used for running in front of someone and telling them to hammer down, it's clear


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MaxPF

AGNTSA
Messages
1,394
Location
The dark side of the globe
that was great lets see if we can use any of these on the trail

Advertising: A marked police car its flashing lights on
Alligator: A big piece of blown truck tire in the road
Anchor Clanker: Boat trailer
Back Off the Hammer: Slow down
Backstroke: Return trip
Band-aid Buggy: Ambulance
Beaver Fever: Missing your wife/girlfriend
Brake Check: Up ahead traffic is slow
Chicken Choker: Poultry truck
Chicken Coop: Weigh station/port of entry
County mounty: County cop
Dirty side: The East Coast
Driving Award: Speeding ticket
Drop the Hammer: Hit the accelerator and go for it.
Everybody's Walking the Dog: All the CB channels are full
Evel Knievel: Motorcycle cop
Front Door/Back Door: Front/rear of a truck
Full grown bear: State police
Got your ears on? Do you Have your CB on?
Hammer Down: Speed up
High Speed Chicken Feed: Stay awake pills
Hippie Chippie: Female hitchhiker
Joke Book/Comic Book/Cheat Sheet: Log book
Kiddie Car: Schoolbus
Kojak with a Kodak: Cop with a radar gun
Loot Limo: Armored car
Lot Lizard: Truck stop prostitute
Miss Piggy: A not-very-nice way of saying "female police officer"
Nap Trap: Motel
Negatory: No
Organ donor: motorcycle rider with no helmet
Parking Lot: Car Hauler
Pickle Park: Rest Area
Protecting and Serving: A cop has someone pulled over
Quiz: Breathalyzer test
Rain Locker: Shower
Reefer: Refrigerated trailer
Salt Shaker: Snow plow
Skate Board: Flatbed Trailer
Suicide Jockey: Haz Mat Hauler Explosives
Thermos Bottle: Tanker truck
Town Clown: Municipal police officer
Truck Stop Tommy: Pimp
Turd Hauler/Rolling Ranch: Livestock truck
Twister: Cloverleaf interchange
Warden: Wife
Wiggle Wagon: Truck pulling two or more trailers in tandem
Yardstick: Mile marker
Yellowstone Bear: A cop who writes too many tickets
Yo-Yo: Someone who speeds up and slows down
Zipper: Painted lines on the road

One not on that list is the Thirteen-Letter **** Spreader :D
 
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