Welcome to the H4O - HUMMER 4x4 Off Road.
Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: A Strange World

  1. #1
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    Oklahoma City
    Posts
    936
    Thanks
    67
    Thanked 127 Times in 83 Posts

    A Strange World

    WTF ??

    In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

    (Like THAT makes sense.)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

    (Do they look different reversed?)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

    (A brick?)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

    (Much worse than 'going blind!')

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside anddeflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

    Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

    (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
    (No Golf Clubs .. . . I hear a 3 iron works well.)

    The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

    (Ah! Justice!)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

    (But of course!)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

    (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

    In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

    (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.

    (Is this a great country or what?
    Well,.... not as great as Guam !)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

    (Who volunteers for these tests?)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

    (From drinking little bottles of ???)

    (Did our government pay for this research??)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Butterflies taste with their feet..

    (Ah, geez.)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

    (I know some people like that.)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Starfish don't have brains.

    (I know some people like that, too.)
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    *~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    And, the best for last?

    Turtles can breathe through their butts.

    (And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

    I don't know if any of this is true, but... If you need to reach me, I will be in Guam !!!!!!

  2. #2
    Super Moderator
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    Central Texas
    Posts
    10,133
    Thanks
    1,854
    Thanked 1,377 Times in 1,129 Posts
    I think I am headed to Guam also. Bet the pile of applications for those deflowering jobs is about a mile high.
    1998 H1 Open Top
    1994 H1 HMC4
    1992 H1 HMC4 LE
    1990 1025 Armament Carrier


    KJ6JCC

    BlackSheep Hummer Squadron, H1 PsychoSquad

  3. #3
    All Terrain

    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    Lake Charles, LA
    Posts
    730
    Thanks
    92
    Thanked 50 Times in 43 Posts
    Been to Guam more than I like and have friends that live there never seen or heard about this. Must be an underground thing. Guam mostly follow US laws from my experience
    Jeff

    2008 3 Alpha
    4" Tuff Country with a touch of Rancho, SOA conversion, Ridge Demon Rock Bashers w/ steps, Ridge Demon front frame strengthening plates, 325/60/20, KMC Addicts, Thor parts front n rear bumpers with front skid plate, Thor Parts drive shaft adapter with u-joint front drive shaft, Thor parts UCP steel plates, Scorpion works steering rack brace, Recon 10.5k winch, Artec dual battery conversion and probably a few other things I'm forgetting.

    Oh and it's my wife's

  4. #4
    Spilled Milk

    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    El Centro, Mehico (Way So Cal)
    Posts
    1,544
    Thanks
    259
    Thanked 331 Times in 215 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by 05Mudiak View Post
    Been to Guam more than I like and have friends that live there never seen or heard about this. Must be an underground thing. Guam mostly follow US laws from my experience
    Ok, let me explain this Guam thing a little more for you---the young virgins are females, maybe you and your friends were in the wrong places?
    Quote Originally Posted by rascole View Post
    I'm pretty anal when it comes to poking holes in the wrong place.

  5. #5
    All Terrain

    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    Lake Charles, LA
    Posts
    730
    Thanks
    92
    Thanked 50 Times in 43 Posts
    Ah so you frequent Guam too... There is only a few placees I go when I am there and there are quite a few places I avoid just fior that reason and a couple other reasons but you do have to be careful somtimes girls are guys and guys are girls its kinda scary
    Jeff

    2008 3 Alpha
    4" Tuff Country with a touch of Rancho, SOA conversion, Ridge Demon Rock Bashers w/ steps, Ridge Demon front frame strengthening plates, 325/60/20, KMC Addicts, Thor parts front n rear bumpers with front skid plate, Thor Parts drive shaft adapter with u-joint front drive shaft, Thor parts UCP steel plates, Scorpion works steering rack brace, Recon 10.5k winch, Artec dual battery conversion and probably a few other things I'm forgetting.

    Oh and it's my wife's

  6. #6
    Bald Tire
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Location
    California
    Posts
    48
    Thanks
    29
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    Those were funny

  7. #7
    All Terrain
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    TEXAS
    Posts
    534
    Thanks
    22
    Thanked 80 Times in 58 Posts
    WTF? Most of that is not true.

    Quote Originally Posted by alrock View Post
    Posters are entitled to be pleasant or upset; friendly or gruff; an ass nor not an ass. Readers are likewise entitled to be entertained or pissed off; informed or angered; happy or not. We're not going to super-sanitize this forum and regulate emotion. .

  8. #8
    All Terrain
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Location
    Tampa Bay
    Posts
    519
    Thanks
    64
    Thanked 118 Times in 68 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Dennis;72652[SIZE=3
    Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. [/SIZE]

    (Who volunteers for these tests?)

    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Bull S**t, I'd be a Skinny as hell if that was true
    2009 H3T



 

Similar Threads

  1. Couple of new strange noises.....What do you think?
    By 2007HummerH2 in forum HUMMER H3 2006-2010; H3T 2009-2010
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 08-21-2012, 12:04 AM
  2. Strange steering / handling after leveling front
    By delta88 in forum HUMMER H3 2006-2010; H3T 2009-2010
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: 01-18-2012, 11:18 AM
  3. Strange website.....
    By Big2dabank in forum Announcements
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 09-28-2011, 08:34 PM
  4. The world's greatest ever hotel shuttle....
    By Chastan in forum The Firepit
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 09-21-2011, 11:09 PM

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Logout