crank
The Master Blaster!
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I was at the hospital last night, with the wife (she's fine now), when a Nurse was asking people in the hallway, "Is that your Yellow Hummer in the parking lot?" She said a lady wants to see me about the Hummer. I walked out and this lady was all upset saying "I backed into your Hummer. I'm so sorry". She said "I don't know how I could miss seeing a big Yellow Hummer"!
As I walked out there, I saw my baby with broken rear taillight glass on the ground with other plastic and steel parts scattered around. The funny part was, none of those parts were mine! My H2 didn't have a scratch! She drove a big beautiful black Lincoln Navigator (with a Soccer Mom sticker in her back window). Her right taillight, and rear side was smashed in quiet a bit. It was drivable but looked real expensive. She must have been backing up pretty fast.
She had called the cops to file a report. When the cop asked her what she backed into, she pointed at the H2. The cop said "Where did you hit it"? She couldn't tell him where. In fact, he couldn't believe it and asked her if she was sure it was my H2! The funniest part of this was, he told her she should go out and buy a Hummer. He told her, he is! All I could do was smile and nod.
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As I walked out there, I saw my baby with broken rear taillight glass on the ground with other plastic and steel parts scattered around. The funny part was, none of those parts were mine! My H2 didn't have a scratch! She drove a big beautiful black Lincoln Navigator (with a Soccer Mom sticker in her back window). Her right taillight, and rear side was smashed in quiet a bit. It was drivable but looked real expensive. She must have been backing up pretty fast.
She had called the cops to file a report. When the cop asked her what she backed into, she pointed at the H2. The cop said "Where did you hit it"? She couldn't tell him where. In fact, he couldn't believe it and asked her if she was sure it was my H2! The funniest part of this was, he told her she should go out and buy a Hummer. He told her, he is! All I could do was smile and nod.
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