twinmill28
Spilled Milk
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I had a brainstorm this morning trying to figure out if I could top the "I asked my wife for a Jeep but she gave me a HUMMER" decal that was on the back of my 3. My wife has actually been wanting me to get another of those decals made, but I wanted something different for the deuce. I hope none of you Catholics get offended for the blasphemy--that's between me and the Man to sort out.
Yes, it’s a HUMMER
No, your Jeep can’t recover it
Really, your Jeep CAN’T recover it
I don’t always use a HUMMER recovery team, but when I do, I ask for large fries with my order
I don’t always use a HUMMER recovery team, but when I do, I have them check the oil too
I don’t always use a HUMMER recovery team, but when I do, I have them clean the Prius’s out of the grill and pry the Jeeps out of the tires
I don’t always use a HUMMER recovery team, but when I do, I have them clean the windshield too
And on the seventh day, God created HUMMER
Like nothing else
Genesis 1-27
Yes, it’s a HUMMER
No, your Jeep can’t recover it
Really, your Jeep CAN’T recover it
I don’t always use a HUMMER recovery team, but when I do, I ask for large fries with my order
I don’t always use a HUMMER recovery team, but when I do, I have them check the oil too
I don’t always use a HUMMER recovery team, but when I do, I have them clean the Prius’s out of the grill and pry the Jeeps out of the tires
I don’t always use a HUMMER recovery team, but when I do, I have them clean the windshield too
And on the seventh day, God created HUMMER
Like nothing else
Genesis 1-27
So God created HUMMER in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
H1 and H2 he created them
And God was pleased
in the image of God he created them;
H1 and H2 he created them
And God was pleased