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    Talking My e-mail from "ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION FBI"

    From: FBI (fbi.gov111@qq.com) Microsoft SmartScreen classified this message as junk
    Sent: Sat 12/21/13 1:45 PM

    ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON DC FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS J.EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001 Ref: FBI/DC/25/113/13/2013 Link Removed Your attention is needed immediately We have been informed through our global intelligence monitoring network that the sum of $10.500, 000.00, has been released from a bank in Africa bearing your name as the beneficiarywithout dist certificate to clear your name and fund from every terrorist or drug or money laundering activities We sincerely apologize for sending you this sensitive information via e-mail instead of a certified mail, phone call or a face-to-face conversation,We will also send you a certified email later it is due to the urgency and importance of the security information needed. To checkmate financial recklessness, illegal gambling, racketeering and considering the effect of the global financial crisis rocking the United States, our government with the help of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (F.B.I) Washington, DC and the internet crime complaint center (ic3),alongside the CIA signed an agreement with U.K police for an immediate release of all overdue funds presently logged in their treasury and to ensure it is disbursed to the rightful beneficiaries in all parts of the world. If you the beneficiary would adhere to our instruction it will help you receive your payment immediately The bank knowing fully well that they do not have enough facilities to make this payment from any part of the world to your account directly, used what we know as a secret diplomatic transit payment (s.d.t.p) method to make the payment. direct transfers are difficult and secret diplomatic transit payment (s.d.t.p) are not usually made unless the funds are related to terrorist activities and we ask why must your payment be made in a secret transfer if your transaction is legitimate. We do not want you to get into trouble as soon as these funds reflect in your personal account, so it is our duty as an international agency to correct these little problems before this fund reflects into your personal account. we advise you to contact us immediately, as your funds have been stopped and are being held in our custody, until you are able to provide us with the dist certificate within 3 days from the country that authorized the transfer to certify that the funds that you are about to receive are terrorist/drug free or we shall have cause to impound the payment and subsequently prosecute you for cross border terrorist financial activites. based on our findings, our investigative department wish to warn you against some miscreants, hoodlums and touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country. By sending out fraudulent emails without our official logo and emblem we shall release your funds immediately we receive this legal document and we will ensure that you receive your payment without any further delay. Note We decided to contact you directly by email to acquire the proper verifications and proof from you to show that you are the rightful person to receive this fund, because of the huge amount involved. Be informed that the funds are now with a top bank in the united state in your name and under the monitoring/custody of the FBI. At the moment, we have asked the bank not to release the fund to anybody that comes to them, unless we instruct them to do so, and only if we receive the dist certificate this is to enable us carry out a comprehensive investigation first before releasing the fund to you. hence, you are to forward your dist certificate to us immediately if you have it in your possession, if you do not have it, then let us know so that we will direct you to the appropriate authority to obtain the certificate then you are to send it to our office. And thereafter, we will instruct the bank holding the funds, to go ahead and credit your account immediately.If you fail to provide the documents to this office, we will prosecute you and take appropriate action against you for not proving the legality of the funds. Yours Faithfully SPECIAL AGENT (admin division) James Turgal (BADGE NUMBER JTT047101111) FOR FBI DIRECTOR Jim Comey. cc:General intelligence department (GID) cc: Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) cc: Internet crime complaint center (ic3) cc: Asia pacific group on money laundering (APG) cc: International monetary fund (IMF) cc: International organization of securities commissions (IOSCO) cc: International banking security association (IBSA) cc: World customs organization (WCO) cc: Inter-American development bank (IADB) cc: National white collar crime center (NW3C) cc: Bureau of justice assistance (BJA) cc: Supreme court of South Africa(SCA) cc: Nigeria Financial Intelligence Unit(NFIU) LEGAL NOTICE: Unless expressly stated otherwise, this message is confidential and may be privileged. It is intended for the addressee(s) only. Access to this e-mail by anyone else is unauthorized. If you are not an addressee, any disclosure or copying of the contents or any action taken (or not taken) in reliance on it is unauthorized and may be unlawful. If you are not an addressee, please inform the sender immediately. AVISO LEGAL: Salvo que se indique lo contrario, este mensaje es confidencial y puede ser privilegiada. Se pretende a su destinatario (s)solamente. El acceso a este e-mail por cualquier otra persona no est? autorizado. Si usted no es un destinatario, cualquier divulgaci?n o copia de lacontenidos ni de cualquier acci?n realizada (o no) en la dependencia en que no est? autorizado y puede ser ilegal. Si no son unadestinatario, por favor notifique al remitente de inmediato
    DO NOT PRINT /FORWARD THIS MAIL ITS AGAINST THE FBI LAW This e-mail, including any attachments, is covered by the Electronic Communications Privacy Act, 10 U.S.C. 2510-2521
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    Sorry, but you lost me at "Hello". The author of that scam needs to just get to the point and ask people to send him cash. I got bored and never made it to the end of the letter!

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    I might go back and bold up the more idiotic parts........Just to save time.

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    As long as you didn't open a zip file with that and get that nasty virus that encrypts all of your files - that's an ugly one.

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    Negative.........

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    You would think they would at least engage an English speaking person to draft their scam letter.
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    Actually, I thought it was Luis moon-lighting.



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    these people have waaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands..
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    Not me, I've never used the name James Turgal before- but the name Lagrut Semaj on the other hand - maybe just once or twice!

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